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Saturday, March 31, 2007

taged ....

The lovely hot and horney housewife was gracious enough to tag goes...

5 things you dont know about me.... and 5 people to tag....

1 I wore penguin pajamas at the hotel on thursday, walked all around the hotel in them....

2 I have considered careers in art restoration, theater, education, sex therapy, forensic science, jewelry design and apprasial, call girl, animal behaviour, photography......

3 I have consindered listing everything i eat, all exercise and my weekly weight on my blog to help make myself accountable for my health and to see my progress.....

4 I start to write stories... but stop because ....well I havent quite figured that out yet.

5 I love my kids and they are at a cool age but I can hardly wait for them to grow up, at which point I realize I will wish for their more innocent days.

and I am tagging.... alex and suze, lestat, holy visile, suck me, cherrie.

Monday, March 26, 2007

toys...sometimes i wonder why i participate.....

'What will your obituary say?' at

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

ITS TUESADAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TMI Tuesday #75

FYI - if you have any TMI questions you want posted, let us know! tickledpinktoes[at]gmail[dot]com

1. When you are out in public, do you often get hard/get wet?

which day and what is the eye candy like?..... probably daily though...I think this is why panties where inveneted... so they absorb your hotness before it soakes your britches.

2. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)?

I dont think about having an orgasm otherwise it never happens. As for time it varies... could be an hour or 5 minutes. Repeats sessions are great. I do have eleborate fantasies. Sometimes serial fantasies that develope over time, like soap opera porn. My particular objects of desire change sometimes years later,sometimes days days. Could be anyone, rockstar, average joe, actors, famous or not. If you walked by me it could be you. No real contact needed, though a good conversation will change someone from a "ok but not interested" to an fantasy FWB. Funny though I never think of anyone else while with Zig. When I am with him its all about us.
damn... that was TMI, HUH????

3. What is your most pleasurable intercourse position?

depends on my mood, but I get bored easy so variety is good.

4. How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never.

I am trying to cut down.Its a filthy habit that looses its punch when overdone.

5. Have you ever had a spontaneous orgasm? How when why where?

yes and which time?

Bonus (as in optional): Post a link to a picture you consider a strong sexual turn-on

He is a good man, We have taken many pics together. This pic was taken about 5 years ago, on about our 3rd date after, many years apart. I blush everytime I see it. This pic never fails to get me hot and bothered. Which is kinda funny when I go to Mom's house and I have to walk past it every time I walk down her hall of pictures.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Zigs Concoctions

I am starting a theme post. In the Zig house I easily get bored. With food, clothes, drinks. I'd say sex but Zig knows how to keep my interest. *wink*

So our cabinet has enough liquor to start a bar. Pretty much there is at least one partial bottle of the basics in there. Because of me. I get bored. And I will drink most anything.

Single malt Scotch? got it. (thanks sffade) Whiskey? several types and brands. Rum? oh baby with coke or for daiquaris? cuz I have the mixers too...Schnappes? several flavors....whats your perference?..Tequilla? do you want (body) shots or margartias? .... .Vodka? Sure its great for lemon drops, mix drinks and bloody mary's. I even have the "good" olives for it. plus assorted "good" beers and wines and the occasional special occasion liquour like Lemoncello or Chambord.

By "good" beer I mean something with some color...and/or microbrewed.... none of that piss colored stuff major American breweries pass off as drinkable. Wines are usually young, easily drinkable and may or may have a twist off. (geeeeesh, I am not always an alcohol snob). I am very partiall to local Michigan wines, especially varietals and fruits. Plus I like giving back to the community. (HEY! its my excuse, I am sticking with it!)

So its a weekly ritual in the Zig house. me: "I'd like a cocktail." MrZig, "What would you like lass?" (I love when he calls me lass or my love or agrah) me: "I am not sure....." to which he responds by getting up, going to the kitchen and coming back with some concoction usually perfect for my mood. I said usually. Some are better than others. Some are a bit strong and need tweaking. Rarely are they outright failures. The man has more than one gift. *giggles*

We have discussed these experiments of libations. Unfortunately we have not kept good track of them. So tonight is the first. I get to name them. Or you can help. Suggestions welcome. Or corrections if I choose a name already taken.

Red eyed bull:

3 Shots Jack Daniels (perferablly black label or gentlemans or specialty)

2 shots concentrated cherry juice (havent tried this with frozen concentrate ...this was done with concentrated montemorcy cherry juice like what is found in health food stores)

1 can RedBull

Use a tall, large glass. Pour jack over 4 ice cubes then add cherry concentrate, mix in Redbull until cherry juice no longer settles.

Critique: The color is a glorious ruby red with a light froth on top, the taste is hints of aged oak riding over tart cherry and citrus . The feel is light and refreshing, tickles the tongue, effervescent. I think a great summer cocktail.


Sunday, March 18, 2007

Note to self.....

NEVER use the mentholated analgesic body rub BEFORE using the porcelain facilities in the bathroom. Well, unless your into that kinda thing, but for me it was intially cooling and tickley... yes I said tickley.... then................ burn...oh the burn.... oh oh the burn. Some quick soap and water helped. But my knee feels much better. I am still trying to figure out how I angered my knees this weekend but that is another post.

I once heard a Radio station guy lose a bet and on air reached into the front of his pants with a hand well lubed with BenGay. UMMMMMM..... It was funnny when it happened to someone else. They literally followed him to the bathroom to broadcast his discomfort. Yelling, cussing, whining.
He had to remove his under shorts because the Bengay got onto them and started the events all over again. When he finally returned to the studio, they described him as sweating and pale. LOL. MEN!

At least mine was accidental....wait....that doesnt make it any better does it?

Post St. Patty's day....

Its a beatutifull spring day here in Michigan. Cool, crisp but sunny. I love the way the sun's fingers warm my skin while a counterpoint breeze cools me.

It was time to pick up The Princess. She had a visit with her Dad and Aunt. Dont ask. Dont even think about it. They are friends, my sister and my ex, as disturbing as that is to me. but I digress....

My drive to G.R. was pleasant and peacefull. It is always amazing to me to see the world wake up every spring. I spyed multiple birds of prey of various sorts. A few hawks and an owl. No eagles, they are a bit more elusive. My drive up does offer a veiw of a cranes nest, at least I think so, from the quick glimpses I get at 60 miles per hour from the bridge over looking the river bayou.

I arrive at the designated drop off point and wait just minutes for her Dad. They pull in the drive and I laugh out loud. My eyes are treated to a vision of her chauffered by the burly bouncer looking Dad and the little rock star. Her winter coat is black with gold and red orieral thread patterns but all I see is the fur of the hood framing her face. Tendrils of straight blonde accentuate the framing affect. Pink tinted sunglasses obscure her green eyes. She is all casual, confident and cool. My Princess. My little diva.

I purposefully took a Flogging Molly cd with me becasue The Princess commented on friday that she has beeen listening to irish music with MrZig and the next day was St. Patricks day. So a day late, Mom delievers. After acquiring The Princess and all her diva trappings we set off promptly for home, but not before Flogging Molly made our ears tickle.

The day is still bright and pleasant. Traffic is light to fair. I am happy. I reach back with one hand and she gives me a sound slap, kinda of a sideways high five. Life is cool. I am glad to have her home. I am giddy and resisting the urge to do a jig while driving.

Not fifteen minutes later I am commenting on a song and get no response. I quick rearveiw check reveals ummmmm nothing. I hazard a quick look back and my heart melts in that happy parental way. The Princess is out cold, head hanging forward, out cold. Sunglasses still on, long hair partially obscuring her face. The rock star has crashed. *big smiles*

We arrive home without incedent. I wake my sleeping beauty. Though MrZig and I have spent several quality days together I am eager to see him.

I find him in the computer room, legs up, chair back and snoring. *insert loving wife smile here*

I guess thats why they call them lazy Sundays.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

St. Patricks Day 2007

I slept till 4 pm. No kids, and a good romp in the wee hours precipatated a lovely restfull sleep. Although I felt a bit hung over from the previous evenings festivities.

After a lovely chat with Mom, and a shower, Zig took me to the local watering hole for some wetting of the whistle and grub. I had a nicely stacked (ok i giggled when i typed stacked, this perv thing is getting way out of controll) Reuban. I ate the the garlic dill pickle but few of the chips. I did nosh on some deep fried veggies. Zucchini, cauliflower, mushrooms and onion rings deep fat fried till golden and crisp. YUMMY!

NO GUINNESS! I am shocked and dismayed. But for free they would add green die to your beer. I settled for a bottle (or 2) of Killians.
People watching was amusing as usuall. Interspersed between Zigs musings, my drivle and the mutual deep longing looks of astonishment were observations, comments and hypothesis about the people around us.

After dinner and a walk to replenish home supplies we settle in for some quiet time and streaming from Live from Ireland. We like the traditional and folk version.

I used to say I was Irish by injection only. My Grandpa corrected me. Apparently mixed in my English, German, Polish and some other stuff is a wee bit of Irish. To which my Uncle cried..... "Mom, MOM..... Dad says we are Irish?!?!?!". I never heard her response but I am glad not to be the only who was not well informed.

So this typically American mutt is off to enjoy an evening with her man. Again. YIPPEEEEEE!!!

Happy St. Patricks day!

Friday, March 16, 2007

Da Count....damn i lost track....

People occasionaly ask me why, with my overdrive libido, I am adament about honoring my no sharing rule MrZig and I agreed to at the rebeginning of our relationship.

First I learned a long time ago I suck at lying. I describe myself sometimes as being akin to reading a newspaper though a fishtank. Its all there, maybe a bit obscure, but its readable. Heart on my sleave is an understatement.

Second, I entered our new commitent for each other openly and honestly. I demand to keep it that way. No dark corners, no skeletons in closets. I am a pretty open book but MrZig definitely gets to read the fine print and understands the obscure references. It is important to both of us to be supportive, loving, and honest. Its our foundation, I refuse to crack it.

More importantly, I honor the rules of our relationship because, well, I love the relationship. He is one of the sexiest men I know. He completes me.He is my other half. I could go on and on.....ok I will..... He takes the time to listen. YA I know, lots of guys do that, but he REALLY listens. He lets me vent about the kids, the budget and work. We talk about EVERYTHING. He is my board to bounce ideas off of, my reason when emotions have stunted my reasoning, my counselor, my lover, my friend, my mentor, my hopes, my dreams and rarely a pain in the ass. (i'm not expounding on that you imagine.LOLOL. ya all are pervs, really, pervs the lot of you.)

Work has been especially trying for both of lately. Him with the search. Me, well, lets just say an service job has great rewards and huge THIS SUCKS! factor. I love being a nurse. Honestly, when I think of what else I want to.... I have some difficulty articulating another a career choice. I was made for helping people in some capacity or another..... ZIg helps me keep doing that. Even after a tough week physcially, emotionally and getting my ass chewed by my boss. but that is another story.

So in a long winded way, I want to use my Da count to say I love my husband, not only for sex (spectacular, unselfish, no I am not sharing), but also for his friendship, counsel and the balancing effect he has on me.

He sums it well..... I was made for him and He was made for me. Thank you my love for being here for me in all the ways you are here for me. It does not go unnoticed or unappreciated.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

about me...

Most of it is scarey dead on. Except the "like everything in its place" I am terribly unorganized.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

TMI a little late

TMI Tuesday #74

1. What is your favorite charity? Do you you give your time or just money to that charity?

I am one of those people who always think they are going to start soon.... except I am a sucker for school and scout fundraisers, I always buy too much.

2. Describe your bed. What side do you sleep on?

The left. Other then that my bad is my favorite place and also my arch nemesis. Shift work sucks. But sucking for pleasure ROCKS!.

3. How important is a partners kissing ability?

Its a deal breaker. Fortunately Mr Zig makes that deal very pleasurable. Especially when he applies his skills from my lips to my ....ummmm....lips, I mean knees, ya my knees. Ever have someone lick, nuzzle, suck the back of your knee or inside of the elbow?

4. Have you ever purposely tried to seduce someone over a long period of time?

Does more than a year count? Poor Zig didnt stand a chance.

5. Top or bottom?

Both of course! and add in a little reverse, sideways, X, T, 69, 71...... MIX IT UP BABY!

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever shaved your pubic hair?

Which time?

Friday, March 09, 2007

Da count #7 busy week at the Zig house.

Breakfast with The Princess and egg-in-baskets made with bunny, flower and teddybear shapes.

Waking up to fried potatoes and "seasoned" sausage for dinner, cooked with love by Mr. Zig because I passed out before dinner. Crazy shift work does that to you, you never know just when your going to crash.

Watusi wine from Karma Vista Winery.

Manchild not able to read a glass thermometer, bringing it to me, the nurse, with the mercury totally past leagally dead.... then denying heating it. lol. that is priceless.

The Princess walking up to the receptionist at the bank and very matter of factly stating "I would like to open an account, but my Mom has to sign for it too." She waited patiently for the bank representive, then proceeded to answer most of the questions correctly and politely. Furthermore, she used her own money to open her account which was carefully counted out in little plastic baggies. I am proud of her. She comes up to my shoulder now, she not only is bigger but oddly mature.

Speaking of The Princess..... Words from the princess....."Eliza was my very best friend, but she moved and we parted paths." (reminder The Princess is 10. What ten year describes former friends as "parted paths"????)

Pediatric Advanced Life Support. I am now, as of today, certified. Two days out of town for education and testing. I have a shiney couplet of books and cue cards, a cool pin with a Bear on it, and a card with my name on it, with 6 credits. WOOHOO!!!!!!

and mostly importantly:
Reading the Mr's blog and his love for me bared for all to see.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

TMI #73

1. Have you ever orgasmed sitting at your computer? What was the situation?


2. Ever been sexual harassed? What happened?


3. Who is your hottest nerd crush?

cant really say that I have one

4. Can a man have multiple orgasms?

sure, especially if his partner is skilled and understanding

5. Is there such a thing as too much sex?

For me rarely, but it can happen. For others I suppose it depends on genetics, situations, skill etc etc.

Bonus: Have you had sex in the last 24 hrs?


Saturday, March 03, 2007

Late Da count

To a new year and new lives.

The Zig house is taken on new employment. MrZig is considering his options and so far I support him 100%.

Personally, my work world is changing too . I will remain with my present employer but am moving to a Supervisor role. I will be the person holding down the fort on weekends. I am excited to see what happens in other departments. Its a daunting task to be responsible for all the employees and and guests and patients. I am up for the challenge.

Our friends at have a new chapter to write in the book of their lives. Congratulations. Their blogposts are fun, educational but mostly I love the honesty of two people very much in love.