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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

TMI 72

1. Commando: Sexy or disgusting? Do you have a "best" commando story?

my favorite commando story : wearing a knee length skirt when out to dinner with MrZig, half way through an enjoyable evening, I excused myself to the ladies room, upon my return I kissed him soundly and shoved my slightly damp panties into his hand, about the time I was taking my seat the waiter arrived to clear dishes, zig loking perplexed almost tossed the panties onto the dishes to be cleared but at the last second realized it WAS NOT the paper dinner napkin he thought it was....*giggle*. I am not sure he was amused. By the way, after several commando episodes, I know get grilled before leaving the house if my skirt is knee length or shorter..... *concerned MR Z look* "You are wearing panties today, RIGHT?"

2. Foreplay: Is there such a thing as too much?

rarely, but I'm sure there is an excess to everything, hard to imagine though.

3. Oral sex: Good if you are getting? Good is you are giving? Equally ewwwww?

69 ROCKS! I adore 69.... infact 71 is even better..... 69+2 you decided what 2 and where *giggles*

4. Orgasm: Is one per night enough or does the first one just get your motor running?

depends, often first one gets me going and I am ready again after a short recovery, other times I am out as soon as my head hits the pillow

5. Morning sex: "Oh hell yes!", "Well if I have, too." or "Just get in the shower and go to work."

did you say sex? and it doesnt involve animals or illegal ages or extreme pain or... I am sure there is more on my do not do list.... but other than that DO ME BABY! I love wake up sex whether morning afternoon or evening wake ups. something vey sexy about moving from dreaming to what the f*&^*? to OHHHHHH YAAAA...... I love that ah ha moment when you finally realize what is going on and how good it feels. I work nights so schedules are often a problem, the great equalizer.... giving my partner free rein to molest me in my sleep... sometimes I wake up feeling delightfully good reach down and know why... other times I have no recollection whatsoever, even if I participate. That is no cristism of his technique.. just shows how tired I was.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had anonymous sex? Have you ever had an orgasm without at least knowing your partner's last name?

I have always known first names.... at least at that time, some of them are even memorable. But Mr Zig has always been the yardstick that everyone else was measured up to. I adore that man.

Monday, February 26, 2007

cows in water 4

This week was much better. I acutally am remembering some of the combinations. The grande pliees are getting easier. The mirror stilll taunts me though. The bitch is just to realistic and unforgiving. I need to work on my balance though. I feel secure at the barre. Mostly I just feel good. Wish I could afford to do this several times a week.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

TMI 71

Would you rather...

1. be famous now & forgotten after you die or forgotten now & famous after you die, forever? & Why?
cant i just have the wealth without the fame? look what fame did to Britney and Anna Nicole

2. give blood or read Hamlet? & Why?

I'm a nurse, blood saves lives. but I'd read the Hamlet while given the blood.

3. be extravagantly rich, but hated by others or be well loved and admired, but dirt poor? & Why?

what good is the money if you have no one to share it with. I have been to some Helluva good time parties given by some rather poor people....

4. be imprisoned for the rest of your life or kill someone? & Why?

I could kill someone if eminent harm was threatened to myself or those I cared for.

5. fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? & Why?

Oh please let my fight him... my ears are too big anyway...

Bonus (as in optional): Who would you kill if you were guaranteed to get away with it

actually there is no one currently on my must die list.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Cows in water 3

Today we learned more turns....and beat up my body more. It feels good in that twisted athletic way.

In the past weeks, I have learned balanc`e and glissade and pas de bourr`ee. Today this Cow was learning pique turns and tour jetes . Sad, really, really sad. I feel like I am moving through silly putty. I keep forgetting where my arms should be and to tuck my ample bottom in for that important pelvic tilt. My balance is off.

I swear if ever hear of people talking about sissy dancers again I personally will kick them in the shins. Ballet is remarkably much more difficult than it appears.

I refuse to quit!

Here is a link of ballet terms and with the right player video demonstrations.
American Ballet Theatre Ballet Dictionary.

lazy days

I am not ignoring you. I just dont feel right. Not quite sure what is going on inside this bizarre world of my body. I have literally slept so much that my body hurts from laying in bed to long. Zig thinks I've been burning the candle at both ends to long. I am taking a wait a see attitude. I swear if I come up with another bizzaro never heard of disease again i'm disowing this body. We cannot afford any interuptions in service at this time. I'll be back. Actually I am still kinda lurking in the hallways. Yes, I am watching you. Dont call the police again. I promise I'll only look..... and maybe fondle myself while doing so.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Da Count this week.....

Its hard to supress a smile when you drop your child off for a roller skating party. Memories of skates with 4 wheels turn in your head. That smile returns when you go to retrieve said child and your eyes are amused by the unexpected appearance of a much younger child looking for yours. As they hold hands and skate away I am filled with adoration, love and pride.

Its hard to supress the wetness down below when watching my man dress, or undress or shave.

Flavored waxey kisses in the morning from your daughter are an innocent, delicious treat. I pray it stays innocent for much much longer but know in my heart all too soon those kisses will be reserved for some punk kid who probably wont appreciate them.

I love dinner with in laws. Its always an enjoyable time. They are bright, eloquent and classy. Its even more fun when we get to go to dinner at the local sports bar and play air hockey, basketball and real arcade games with the kdis. Also fun to watch them empty pockets and purses of everyone at the time for their own game time. The princess, as usuall, made first contact with people other than our table. This time it was 2 boys ages 10 to 12 from Wisconsin. Apparenly hockey players. She is a master flirt already, she come by it naturally. She also flirted and charmed her way into helping a young couple with their Foosball game. My lil social butterfly.

To new opportunities. I am thankfull the man of the house and myself both have skills that other people desire. Many changes are afoot in the Zig house and it looks like most of them are good.

And lastly to ex in laws. They have nutured and cared for and loved my daughter the best they know how. I am gratefull she will have fond memories of her Grandparents from all sides of her multi faceted family. The Ex in laws are good people, I wish for them speedy recoveries from illness and comfort and peace.

I am also gratefully for naughty whispers in my ear......

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

TMI 70

The Valentine's Day Edition.

  1. Have you had sex with another person in 2007? Have you passed on an opportunity to sex with another person in 2007?
another person? other than myself? or other than my spouse? Its only been us.
  1. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.)
I cant think of anything funny, although a partner once asked if he should call an ambulance....

  1. What is the first thing you notice about a member of the opposite sex?
shoulders, eyes, teeth
  1. What is the best pick-up line you have ever heard? Every used? Ever been used on you?
Do you have any irish in you? would you like some? found out later I am a bit Irish and not by injection
  1. Where is the most unique you have ever had sex? in a baseball dugout, it doesnt work very well the benches are very narrow.

  2. Bonus (as in optional): Do you pee in the shower? If so, has any SO known that you pee in the shower? Has any SO peed in the shower?

    doesnt eveyone do this? its kinda like the swimming pool right?

Sunday, February 11, 2007

"YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!" wait? what? let me get this straight..... I request you to put appropriate clothing on your pre teen body and when your laments of..."I have nothing to wear",(you have a virtual mountain of clothing), "you didnt wash my clothes"(only thing left to wash are my work clothes and towels) "find me my clothes" (your too old for that)and "just a minute")what? yoru kidding right?)this last done while you keep time with your Dance Revolution game.

Threatening to remove the game for the rest of the day does not even phase you. Your so incredibly stubborn, I have no idea where you get it. *giggles* Until I get up and move towards you. You run. I wanna laugh. OUT LOUD. You dont really understand what pain is like. I am sure there are kids in your school that do, but not you. And your emotional "pain" would readily be resolved if you did what I asked you to when I asked.

Princess I love you. Your beautifull. Your Talented. And YOU ARE YOUNG.

I am still the parent. I still make the rules. Oh and did I add I AM THE PARENT?!?!?!?!

Go ahead. Test me. I can take it. I must take it. Because I love you I will enforce the rules even if it greatly distresses you. Even if you hate me. At least you will hate me for caring, whether you see that or not.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

wake up c all part 1

She rushed the kids to the sitter as quickly as she dared. It was key to her plan. A wide smile spread across her delicate mouth as she comptemplated what was about to occur, also because her hand slipped between her thighs.

A glance in the rearview mirror as traffic shifted made her smile turn to devilish grin. The mischievous sparkle in her blue green eyes echoed the naughty tingling her fingers were elicting from her warm moist recesses.

Recess. Playground. Play.

Resisting the urge to speed through downtown, she caged her urgency, for the moment.

The brisk air further heightened her sences as she deliberately, slowly, with anticipation turned the key to the heavy oak door. Shaking off the chill and her winter coat she stole a glance upstairs, where he was sleeping.

Quickly her strong legs propelled her upstairs as a hastely pulled up ponytail was secured in her long brown hair. The feel of the cool silken threads caressing her fingers elicting a shiver. A shiver shaking off the cold, a shiver of anticipation, a shiver of delight.

The blankets were warm and inviting, begging for a cozy morning cuddle but she had other thoughts on her mind as she licked the last of the chill from her eager lips. Tossing back the covers revealed her prize. The sight of the heather gray boxer briefs dissolved the last of her restraint. Carefully, she breathed hot breath throught the material around his cock.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

TMI 69

TMI Tuesday #69

1. Have you ever had sex in a friend's house/apartment/car/whatever... but not with that friend? Does your friend know?
yes... she was getting some too from her partner

2. Have you ever sat at your computer naked?


3. If you are sure you WOULD get caught, is there anyone (known personally, celebrity, fictional character) you'd cheat with?

No, I dream alot but honesty is the foundation my relationship, I couldnt cheat, I would leave first.

4. Have you ever photocopied a body part?

lol yes.. .my boobs... and ass and hand

5. Just how rigid are your standards: Is there anyone out there (say, a celebrity), that you'd do, just to say you scored? (We aren't talking a dreamy celebrity i.e. Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston; we are talking Mick Jagger, Dick Chenney, or the Queen of England.)

depends on the attitude of that person, personality and how some treats me means more than looks, or status

6. Have you ever contacted a “lost love” years later?

Yes I took a card to his Grandma's funeral... it took him awhile to call but we are married now...

7. What was the worst thing your SO ever caught you doing? What was the worst thing your parents ever caught you doing? Did you ever do either of those things again?

I think left my toy in the bed.... sometimes I forget to put it away... for my mom.. that would be kissing the school loser in the hallway.. she was a substitute teach that day...

8. What is the shortest period of time you've ever gone between sex with two different sexual partners in separate sessions (that means threesomes don't count unless they are separate threesomes)?

less than 24 hours but the next cost my a bf too

9. Have you ever sat at your computer naked?

is this a test... yes i have frequently but not always

10. Have you ever masterbated with a house hold object (other than a sex toy)? If so what?

does a stuffed animal count? poor Skippy. and a pillow and the edge of the blanket but i was like 8 at the time...the silky part was...well it was silky...

Bonus (as in optional): For you girls out there...what size boobs do you have? For you guys, how many inches are you packing?

c cups

Monday, February 05, 2007

Coloring my world...

I was chatting with a friend last night about Da Bears losing, his job, my job, Zig's nonjob and of course sex. Its my favorite topic. Drugs are a close second, mainly for the same reasons as sex is interesting to me; then Rock-n-Roll, which he happens to know alot about also. All three have some things in common. Like interesting stories and intriguing psychology. The who, where, why, when and how the human minds works never ceases to amaze me. I really enjoy people who can discuss and share their own stories about the various components without being judgemental.

Overall an enjoyable discourse. Especially the part where he referred to me as "vibrant". V I B R A N T! I love it, been thinking about it all day. I am called all kinds of things by all kinds of people. My mother thinks of me as smart, artistic and procrastinating. Zig would agree and add sexy. The Princess and The Manchild think I am overbearing. I have been called ditzy, clutsy, playfull, rude (rarely), submissive(i disagree), drunk (on occasion), diplomatic, pacient, kind, sarcastic, flirtatious (sweet, I worked really hard for that one)and just plain ole nice. I'm sure there a few choice things I have been called behind my back too.

I like to use ecclectic to describe my many interests and ideas. But this one word I think was well chosen. I think it encompasses the many colors I offer to those around me in all my various shades and hues but still all me. So I embrace my vibrancy and plan to color the world with it. Which color are you?

Thursday, February 01, 2007


Not sure if this qualifies for HNT but hey its my blog and I'll post what I want to. Enjoy the camel toe. LOL