That little something extra........

So MrZig answered his TMI this week with an interesting sexual concept. If you have a twisted mind and a strong stomach read HERE on answer #4.

I am glad we are not the only people in this world that thought...."hmmmmmm wonder if...?" before the alarms and sirens in the head went off. But the concept of a little extra squeeze got me thinking. Was the gal incapable of Kegels? Or was it just a poor fit? We tend to obesss over the size of men, sometimes to the point of hysteria, but little is mentioned of womans sizes unless its her external parameter.

Artfulsub said he knew what a sneeze felt like. Yup done that. I have also been the particpate in intercourse supplemented with coughing. It would have been more fun if I had not already felt so lousy.

One of the Zigs' favorite sexual supplements is tickle sex. Before engaging in tickle sex one must first carefully assess the Tickle-ee. Tickling some persons could very well get the Tickler a black eye, whether intentionally or reflexively. If it seems appropriate to procede, be carefull not abuse the privelge. Tickle sex can quickly progress from fun for all to down right torturous. Dont torture, unless your in to that kind of thing.

I like the sensation of my skin jumping to gentle flicks of caresses while his fullness feels breifly that much more full without discomfort. Because SIZE DOES MATTER! Honestly guys whoever said it doesnt was just plain wrong. If its too big, it just plain hurts. Just right is great for position flexibility and well honestly its just perfectly right. Too small, well lets just say if its too small then he better bring some other skills to the table. As a final note let me add this. The definition of too large, average or too small is all relative to HER porportions. My average is another gals too large. My too large may be some other gals OH LA LA, or too small. A few tickles not only lighten the mood but also adds that something extra when properly engaged in almost any position.

So what is your "something extra"?

TMI 92

TMI Tuesday #92


Here is a quickie, I am sooooo late for work! haha Happy TMI guys! ;) Be sure to check out Mute Monday! ;)

1. What's the sexiest type of underwear?

for guys- definitely boxer breifs.... oh baby...
for gals- the ones on the floor.....


2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?

nope but i'd consider it

3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care?

On guys... whatever hair is optional, unless its unkept then its just...ewwwww
On gals... clean underarms, no mustache, beaver fur is optional...be creative...make it topiary! legs... i guess its personal choice...

4. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen featured in pornography?

Metal hanging from varioius intimitates so heavy and so long that the parts are permenantly stretched... I mean .... WHY?

5. What's worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as "too much"?

Define too much....*smirk* not enough sex its down right painfull....

Bonus: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught?

I have been a bad bad bad girl! Wanna spank me???? *smirk*

TMI!

TMI Tuesday #88


1. If you were to face the Wizard of Oz, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?

Brains, I think I do ok with the other two.

2. Have you ever gone to court for anything? What for?

Yes, divorce, ex spouses leagal issues, and the creepy guy across the street flashed my ex's son and nephew.

3. What was the last thing you did that you previously told yourself you wouldn't do?

Eat the wrong foods.

4 Did you ever have a summer fling while on vacation?

:) I was 14, I went to Ohio on vacation with a friend. It was ummmmm informative.

5. Have you ever done anything sexual with someone who's name you never knew?

I dont always remember them, but I at least knew them at some point.

Bonus (as in optional): What is the best way to mend a broken heart?

Time. Sometimes a good fling.

ITS TMI!

1. When you orgasm, do you hold your breath?

ummmmm hold my breath, breath heavy, convulse, tremor, yell, drool and whimper... I think that covers it all....maybe...

2. Have you ever had sex or played around with a celebrity?

Does the star of the local theater count? no? well then I guess the closest I ever got to playing sexy with a celebrity is in my dreams....and boy are they good dreams!


3. Do you think prostitution should be legal? Why or why not?

Leagal, because I need a new job! No seriously, its going to happen anyway, lets give them some respect and some healthcare. Clean it up a bit. Hell I'd like to window shop for some fresh meat...... if permission slips allowed.

4. How do you masturbate? Do you romance yourself? Get straight to the point? Read erotic material?

guilty your honor....plus I have great pornos in my head....

5. Which gives you the most pleasure - intercourse, masturbating for/with your partner, being masturbated by your partner.

I am into pleasing my partner and geting mine along the way. Its part of why I like giving blow jobs so much. Its such a satisfying experience to watch my partner lose control in his bliss. But if your making me choose I'm going with 69 or its fun cousin 71.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a crush on a relative?

I have some very hot older cousins..... but mostly my Uncles friends were the subject of my dreams..... except this young but mature, hot, articulate, smart assed, sensitive gruff of a man who stole my heart when I was 13. Thankfully he shares it with me now becasue its a sad life to lead always wondering what if.......

Has it been a week already?

5.22.2007
TMI Tuesday #84


1. What was your first job?

babysitting was the first thing I was paid for by a non family member. After that it was bussing tables at a local resort. It opened my eyes to the disparity of wealth in our society.

2. When did you go to your first funeral?

between the ages of 8 and 10 I had several grandparents die. My daughter lost her first grandparent last year.

3. What is the sexiest word in the English dictionary?

confidence. enough said.

4. Are you left handed or right handed? Which direction does the top of your head lean when you kiss on the lips?

very promiently right handed, and honestly I think I take my cue from my partner and lean to accomdate them.

5. Males: Which way do you dress?
Females: Which breast is larger?

I have to ask about this one....i honestly dont know.. it depends on perspective I think. The left is wider the right sticks out more. Zig votes for the right...

Bonus (as in optional):Define sexy

sexy is what ever gets my juices flowing at that point in time. It could be romantic and classic or raunchy and naughty. It can me hints of what is to come, or memories of moments past. Sexy is fit, friendly, frivolous. FUN! definitely fun. Most dancing is incredibly sexy. I like guys with attitude, smart, sarcastic but not in a mean way. The curves of a womans body is sexy, so is a mans abs, groin, tip of a hard engorged, straining cock. Music is very sexy, something about the rythym of some songs..... Touch is sexy. Soft brushing caresses to urgent ass grapplings. Lace is sexy. also Leather. It smells sexy. The smell of a forest is sexy, particulary the woodsy scent of a man's cologne mingling with his natural musk. ok I'll stop there........ I could go on and on....

Happy TMI!

TMI Tuesday #83


1. Have you ever used foods in your sexual activities (ie; whipped cream, syrup, popsicles) and how did you use them?

sure! whip cream, popsicles, chocolate syrup, it was very artistics and erotic, lots of giggling and fun.

2. If your SO asked you to get them off using only your toes - would you do it and how?
I'd sure try! I'd ask for some pointers, sometimes the best sex isnt about my own gratification but in pleasing my partner.

3. Would you ever participate in an orgy? Have you?

I have played with more than one person at a time... If with in the rules of the relationship at the time I'd do it again. There is a few things I would like to knock off my to do list.

4. What can a lover do to turn you on instantly?

Instantly? show up! then lets have fun exploring from there.....

5. Describe your favorite piece of lingerie or undergarments on yourself or your mate. (PICS PLEASE!!!)

OMG men in boxer breifs! I love the way they hug and reveal but keep secretes too. For me, just about anything that feels good or makes me feel sexy. Could be Tshirt and panties or all out laced up corset and thong... I like variety. But I like seeing his reaction even more.

Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best orgasm you've ever had.

the ones that leave me breathless and unable to think and tremulous. I think the last one was all dark blue with sparkling stars. If my partner is thinking maybe I need a 911 assist then its a job well done. but really he needs to quit panicking and just hold me.. touch me... bring me down slowly. Nothing worse than reaching that level and being abandoned......

ya its Tuesday!

TMI Tuesday #82


1. What sight, sound, smell, object or whatever most remind you of a special someone?


Zig's cologne. My bear that he gave me. Penguins make me horny. The reoccuring thought from last nights tryst.... the list goes on and on, mostly about Zig. But since my Dad died the oddest things make me cry. Sunflower seeds make me think of my Mom, but then again so does the way light falls on the trees and Redbull and Jagermeister, neither of which she can drink any more....lol.


2. Favourite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?

That space on a man between the hip and the package.. that groove just begs to be licked, eyes-they really are the window to the soul, smile and teeth, wide shoulders
I also am very fond of taking a soft penis in my mouth and coaxing it to attention... something about the way it feels as it changes..... but I digress


3. Do you prefer to give or receive?

give, then receive, then give again and maybe give and receive at the same time, followed by some just general fondling of wet parts and some light to heavey kisses and then some 69 again and then maybe a snack in the kitchen and some counter sex....with some shots.... again I digress.


4. One night stands- What's the protocol? Stay the night or get the hell outta there?

Its been more than 5 years since my last one night stand... I say do what ever feels right at the time... but try to do it with some respect and diginity.

5. What is the strangest place you've had sex?

I cant say any thing pops out as strange... though I do have this fantasy of doing it on a crowded dance floor...... wait.... wait..... I jilled off on a boardwalk for a guy once, while wearing nothing but his leather jacket(hey its was early spring and the boardwalk went to the lake)....other than that there has been various indoor and outdoor excursions.....

Bonus (as in optional): How old were you when you lost your virginity? Who was it to? Describe the even

I was 14. I went on vacation with a friend. It was behind the hotel. I did it only because I wanted to know what all the fuss was about. I was not overly impressed. It was ok but not spectular, there was some kindness and attempt to make me comforatable, I said afterwards that it was my first time and bascially was called a liar. It would not be the last time that my skills would be questioned. It took me awhile to figure out it was not a slam but a compliment. They didnt believe my inexperience because I had some skill. At least thats what I tell myself. My second sexual intercourse experience was SPECTACULAR! complete with flashing white lights. Its the source of my weird penquin connection.

ITS TUESDAY! YA ! more revelations......

TMI Tuesday #79


1. My biggest sexual turnoff is __________?


ummmmmm animals? under legal conseting age or blatant manipulation of someone with no or poor references to make informed decisions? extreme pain? I'm sure there is more... I just can't think now oh thought of one more... a quick trigger guy with not enough brains to help me get off... dude I dont care if you got off as soon as you got in... its almost a compliment... but I believe God gave you a tongue and fingers for a reason and that reason is ME! :)



2. Do you prefer natural tastes or flavored lubes?

Do I have to choose? I like vareity! give me both! anyone ever try that spray liquid sour candie? Altoids? POProcks? popsicles? or the ZigHOuse personal favorite LISTERENE BREATH STRIPS!!!!!!!!!!...oh baby.... tingle and flavor.... Flavored condoms still tastes like latex but at least it makes Bjs more interesting because without his scent its kinda lame. I do have this product called Ex-c-TEE that is orange dreamish from a company called True Romance. that tingles too..... damn I did it again TMI HUH?



3. How much money would it take to convince you to get on stage naked?

question is.... How much money would YOU spend to see my naked on stage.... lets negotiate...*smirk* oh and I accept large gifts with appreciating value too...



4. Have you ever been to an AA meeting or similar support group meeting?

no, and they dont want to come to camp either....



5. Do you wear socks to bed? Is that okay or totally unsexy?

Yes, often I have cold feet, thankfully MrZig is tolerant. I try to make them clean and matching... but I digress. As for unsexy, how can you have fun with cold feet? if socks would help him pay attention to me and get his groove on then double up baby its goign to be a long night!



Bonus (as in optional): Ever been arrested? Turned someone in/had someone arrested?

Only picture that state or county has of me is on my drivers liscence... as far as someone else..... maybe... I once followed a widely weaving 25to 40 in a 55 mph zone driver 5 miles because I was to scared to pass. I got to work and called with all the details. If you are that blatanly intoxicated whether alcohol, pot or prescription then you dont deserve to drive.