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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

ITS TMI!

1. When you orgasm, do you hold your breath?

ummmmm hold my breath, breath heavy, convulse, tremor, yell, drool and whimper... I think that covers it all....maybe...

2. Have you ever had sex or played around with a celebrity?

Does the star of the local theater count? no? well then I guess the closest I ever got to playing sexy with a celebrity is in my dreams....and boy are they good dreams!


3. Do you think prostitution should be legal? Why or why not?

Leagal, because I need a new job! No seriously, its going to happen anyway, lets give them some respect and some healthcare. Clean it up a bit. Hell I'd like to window shop for some fresh meat...... if permission slips allowed.

4. How do you masturbate? Do you romance yourself? Get straight to the point? Read erotic material?

guilty your honor....plus I have great pornos in my head....

5. Which gives you the most pleasure - intercourse, masturbating for/with your partner, being masturbated by your partner.

I am into pleasing my partner and geting mine along the way. Its part of why I like giving blow jobs so much. Its such a satisfying experience to watch my partner lose control in his bliss. But if your making me choose I'm going with 69 or its fun cousin 71.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a crush on a relative?

I have some very hot older cousins..... but mostly my Uncles friends were the subject of my dreams..... except this young but mature, hot, articulate, smart assed, sensitive gruff of a man who stole my heart when I was 13. Thankfully he shares it with me now becasue its a sad life to lead always wondering what if.......

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6 Comments:

Blogger crse said...

Ohhhh....that last one is very intriguing....(well it all is, but maybe a story to follow?)

5:50 AM  
Blogger Bunny said...

Happy TMI!!

6:14 AM  
Blogger Suze said...

I read the first question completely wrong...I thought it said "when you orgasm do you hold your breasts?" :D

If ever you need to restock on 4 just let me know and I'll bring some over. And some toys. ;)

2:57 PM  
Blogger Mrs.ZigZagMan said...

Crse- thanks for stopping by.

Bunny- thanks

Suze- Sounds like a great idea!

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm with suze - I hold my breasts! LOL

OK, what's this 71 you speak of? I need a description, I have not hear of that.

6:03 PM  
Blogger Lestat said...

Some time back (OK a long time back) I played with a woman who told me she had just been on a long airplane fight with the members of 'Motley Crew' and they tried hard to pick her up. She turned them down but played with me. That's about as close as I think I can come to celebrity sex ;).

1:58 PM  

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