TMI 94 What happened to the sexual references?

1. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?


under, I think it pulls without breaking easier.

2. Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down?

I will not address this its a major pet peeve


3. When was the last time you kissed someone not your significant other? [I am talking about a kiss with some gusto not just a little hello or goodbye peck]

LOL so teh sex sneaks back in huh?
That would be more than 5 years ago. I havent given anythign but family or friend pecks since.

4. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]

My husband.

5. If you had $1,000,000 to give away, how would you divide it up? Who and how much?

I'd give it all to my spouse and trust he would follow the plan. Yes we have a plan.

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us something that very few people know about you.

I like the word ecclectic.

HNT

I used to avoid wearing white, I am starting to like it. Happy HNT.

Happy TMI!

TMI Tuesday #93


1. Leather, lace or silk?

Please, if you know me at all then you know all of the above, mix it up, keep me guessing.

2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines? Which ones?

Nope. I do pretty well between my own imagination and what I find on my favorite blogs.

3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)?

yes, yes, yes, no. I dont care for it. Apparently my own natural lube cannot withstand water, I am shopping for some good lube for water sex.

4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____.

Mrs.Zig reciprocal, adventurous, generous. Mr.Zig generous, sexy, stamina.

5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, "to prove that you loved" him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can't think of what an "other" might be)?

LOL. I did because I wanted to know what all the fuss was about. To two guys in Ohio. One basically used me to self masturbate, the other was kind and sensitive and given other circumstance had much more potential, the second told me later he was a virgin too. I went on intiate several other virgins, I wonder what they think now?

Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that:
a) get you excited ........ boxer briefs, broad shoulders, postive attention
b) make you squirm ........ tickling, his masturbation, taking me repeatedly to the edge before letting me cross over
c) make you laugh.......... twisted humor, someone to laugh with me, life.

That little something extra........

So MrZig answered his TMI this week with an interesting sexual concept. If you have a twisted mind and a strong stomach read HERE on answer #4.

I am glad we are not the only people in this world that thought...."hmmmmmm wonder if...?" before the alarms and sirens in the head went off. But the concept of a little extra squeeze got me thinking. Was the gal incapable of Kegels? Or was it just a poor fit? We tend to obesss over the size of men, sometimes to the point of hysteria, but little is mentioned of womans sizes unless its her external parameter.

Artfulsub said he knew what a sneeze felt like. Yup done that. I have also been the particpate in intercourse supplemented with coughing. It would have been more fun if I had not already felt so lousy.

One of the Zigs' favorite sexual supplements is tickle sex. Before engaging in tickle sex one must first carefully assess the Tickle-ee. Tickling some persons could very well get the Tickler a black eye, whether intentionally or reflexively. If it seems appropriate to procede, be carefull not abuse the privelge. Tickle sex can quickly progress from fun for all to down right torturous. Dont torture, unless your in to that kind of thing.

I like the sensation of my skin jumping to gentle flicks of caresses while his fullness feels breifly that much more full without discomfort. Because SIZE DOES MATTER! Honestly guys whoever said it doesnt was just plain wrong. If its too big, it just plain hurts. Just right is great for position flexibility and well honestly its just perfectly right. Too small, well lets just say if its too small then he better bring some other skills to the table. As a final note let me add this. The definition of too large, average or too small is all relative to HER porportions. My average is another gals too large. My too large may be some other gals OH LA LA, or too small. A few tickles not only lighten the mood but also adds that something extra when properly engaged in almost any position.

So what is your "something extra"?

TMI 92

TMI Tuesday #92


Here is a quickie, I am sooooo late for work! haha Happy TMI guys! ;) Be sure to check out Mute Monday! ;)

1. What's the sexiest type of underwear?

for guys- definitely boxer breifs.... oh baby...
for gals- the ones on the floor.....


2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?

nope but i'd consider it

3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care?

On guys... whatever hair is optional, unless its unkept then its just...ewwwww
On gals... clean underarms, no mustache, beaver fur is optional...be creative...make it topiary! legs... i guess its personal choice...

4. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen featured in pornography?

Metal hanging from varioius intimitates so heavy and so long that the parts are permenantly stretched... I mean .... WHY?

5. What's worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as "too much"?

Define too much....*smirk* not enough sex its down right painfull....

Bonus: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught?

I have been a bad bad bad girl! Wanna spank me???? *smirk*

forgive while I rant....

I dont know if its my age or circumstances but memories seem to have become a huge part of my daily routine.

Some of it I understand, like pictures of my Dad making me cry. I am not sure The Princess noticed but I have a sneaking suspicion that Zig did notice. In the pile of pictures was one of my very pregnant belly. He insisted on taking it. The Princess knows its her in that fleshy protrubance. I clearly can recall pictures of my Mom about ready to bust at the seems too. We have continued this tradition and insisted both my sisters bare their bulging midriffs for all of etetnity on film too.

Some time ago my mother gave me a book. "To the best of my recollection" is a journal. Eash day has a question. I have ignored it for months. Today I started at January first and filled in several pages. Then it stuck me, an I flipped to todays date. I did yesterdays too. I smiled to myself, and I resisted the urge to cry.

The question today was.... "Do you remember having a favorite snack that you made at home?" Several. I was a very fortunate child despite my mothers struggle to middle classdom. My mom used to make this frozen fruit salad. I can remember requesting it often. She had one of those huge green Tupperware bowls that she made it in. With four girls int he house event that big bowl did not last long. I also remember rootbeer floats except we usually made them with Black Walnut or Butter Pecan ice cream. My favorite part was always the wayt he foam from the rootbeer froze to the icecream. That rootbeer ice is still the first part I look for even now.

I am desparately trying to balance. But I often feel like I have one foot on a ball and the other on oiled wet pavement. I still need to make plans for tomorrow, but my past keeps knocking on the big wooden door in my head. I have changed my position at work to help with time management issues in our house but the new job also creates some new stress. I need to be a wife but feel very inadequate filling those many nuances. I try to be a fun Mom but maintain discipline too. I just dont know where to file all the stuff in my in box.

I keep looking at my plate trying to decide what I want and what I need. I keep tossing the meat and potatoes spilling over the side back on top. My dessert tips precariously to the left. I cant adjust my greasy grip with the silverware and drink clutched in my other hand and the seating all seems 3 steps farther then I can manage.

Life is a buffet. I want to sample all the flavors and textures. I want to leave with a satisfied story to tell. I want to influences other appetites in a positive way.

TMI

1. Who was your childhood hero?

besides my MOM? The Incredible Hulk

2. Have you ever had sex with someone who has a myspace page?

Nope, didnt know about myspace until after I was married.

3. What fantasies have you openly told your partner about?

Most of the general ideas, I started this blog to let them out but I am having trouble with the distribution contracts for the porno movies that play on the big screen in my head.....

4. Have you ever said you love someone but didn't mean it?

Yes, what a fiasco. I swear never again. The other thing that has happened is saying I love you when I really meant I lust you.... took a while to tell the difference..

5. Have you ever woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you?

I have struggled for a moment with the actuall name, but at some point in the evening knew it.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell....

My first time with Zig, it was always a source of comfort for me, and then my second first time with Zig.... something about a man taking my arms and pinning them over my head while he has his way with me is just...oh my.. damn brb I have to change my panties.....

Butterflies from the past.....

My home town is changing. Condo units are going up EVERYWHERE, I keep wondering how they squeeze them into such small slivers of real estate. Businesses have changed locations or disolved or bloomed. I bumped into very few people that I knew. I have to face the fact that I am now a visitor. My home is no longer there.

I had a great time with my family this weekend. I feel light and refreshed. I am a little disappointed I didnt fit some of the holiday activities into my schedule, but the connection with family far outweighs those minor disappointments. The art fair will be there next year. The rides will be there next year. Cotton candy will be there next year. Opportunities to make lasting memories with my children are limited.

I spent some time with the Princess in the park next to my Mother in Laws house. That sure brought back memories. Walking among the familiar oaks and park toys multiple years of memories flitted through my head like butterflies from my past. MrZig and I had part of our wedding reception in that park. I played there when I was about my daughters age. I managed to get a few quick camarea shots of her playing. I think soon she will be too old for seesaws and swings and monkey bars. *sigh*

We have rented out the house there so we stayed at one of the hotels. I must admit the expense was worth it. I really enjoy having access to the pool and hot tub. I made a point to burn a few calories in the cool water. My muscles today are givng me a bit of greif over the exertion. Why is taking pictures by the indoor pools so difficult? The light seems ample enough but they pics always turn out so dark.

We ate at an A & W restaurant. I was trying to explain the concept of car hop service to the kids because A & W used to be that kinda of place. They seemed amused by the thought of girls on skates delivering food to the cars, but more amused by the inevitable crash.

I was trying to remember some of the funny comments made by the family over the weekend but unfortunately at this time the all are elusivily just out of reach to me. Maybe they will flutter back at some point.