Prince of Dorks... or Princess of Dorks......
This is a Sticky note... and will remain at the top of my page until Zig wins victoriously or hangs his head in shame.... of course you help victory (and my quest to forever torment him as a Crowned Prince Of Dorks) by follow the link on "vote" below to the polling page.
Newer posts below, thanks for stopping by!
If you are so inclined, please read Zigs submission and then VOTE.
The Fabulous people at Dorkblogger have come up with a contest complete with stories submitted by would be Prince or Princess of Dorkdom and polling.
I of course know I am married to the best looking Dork ever. I mean come on....
case in point..... Once we were out with our favorite roadie. (I know you hate that dollface but shush its my story) Zig in all his wisdom and dorkiness hands Sffade a flask of Courvoisier(while sitting in the bar) and I quote "to sniff"... except he forgot to tell Sffade this. Poor Sffade took a huge quaggle to sample then looked around with tears in his eyes for a place to spit it out before finally choking it down. We should note in the Zig house we like Courvoisier...WITH a coke chaser. Sffade was sitting in front of single malt scotch. NO MIXER IN SIGHT. Poor abused friend, to his credit he still hangs with us when he can.
2nd case While in the mall for family day... The local 4 H is having a petting zoo. As The princess is oooing and aahhhing and petting the bunnies, Zig leans over and whispers loud enough for the handlers to hear, "bunnies taste like chicken". Oh! the horror on The Princess's face!. Oddly enough the handlers never blinked.
Later, at the same event... He convinced The Princess that LLamas are carnivours and particularly like fingers. This lead to an all day discussion on llamas including the Short Man's proclaimation that Zig is O.W.L. "obesessed with llamas". Part of the discussion included Zig asking The Short Man if he knew the band "BananaLlama".... too which The Short Man replied "yes". proof is here..... at zigs blog.Please take special note of his discussion with The Princess at the end.
IN THE SAME DAY....... While at the dinner table Zig turns to The Princess and in all seriousness says..."I can read you mind and I can prove it"..... she is mesmerized.... he says urgently, "QUICKLY, give me a number between 1 and 3" and before she can say anything he says dramaticly "2!"..... she was awestruck until she realized 2 really the only whole number option......In all seriousness he has been saving that one for years, to use at just the right time. I'd tell you about his favorite knock knock joke but it doesnt play well in type.......
So please vote for my favorite dork at DorkBlogger.com if theses stories dont win you over than at least learn about his friend Argyle in his submission at the link Zigs Dork Entry. Thank you for your support. Vote Here.
Newer posts below, thanks for stopping by!
If you are so inclined, please read Zigs submission and then VOTE.
The Fabulous people at Dorkblogger have come up with a contest complete with stories submitted by would be Prince or Princess of Dorkdom and polling.
I of course know I am married to the best looking Dork ever. I mean come on....
case in point..... Once we were out with our favorite roadie. (I know you hate that dollface but shush its my story) Zig in all his wisdom and dorkiness hands Sffade a flask of Courvoisier(while sitting in the bar) and I quote "to sniff"... except he forgot to tell Sffade this. Poor Sffade took a huge quaggle to sample then looked around with tears in his eyes for a place to spit it out before finally choking it down. We should note in the Zig house we like Courvoisier...WITH a coke chaser. Sffade was sitting in front of single malt scotch. NO MIXER IN SIGHT. Poor abused friend, to his credit he still hangs with us when he can.
2nd case While in the mall for family day... The local 4 H is having a petting zoo. As The princess is oooing and aahhhing and petting the bunnies, Zig leans over and whispers loud enough for the handlers to hear, "bunnies taste like chicken". Oh! the horror on The Princess's face!. Oddly enough the handlers never blinked.
Later, at the same event... He convinced The Princess that LLamas are carnivours and particularly like fingers. This lead to an all day discussion on llamas including the Short Man's proclaimation that Zig is O.W.L. "obesessed with llamas". Part of the discussion included Zig asking The Short Man if he knew the band "BananaLlama".... too which The Short Man replied "yes". proof is here..... at zigs blog.Please take special note of his discussion with The Princess at the end.
IN THE SAME DAY....... While at the dinner table Zig turns to The Princess and in all seriousness says..."I can read you mind and I can prove it"..... she is mesmerized.... he says urgently, "QUICKLY, give me a number between 1 and 3" and before she can say anything he says dramaticly "2!"..... she was awestruck until she realized 2 really the only whole number option......In all seriousness he has been saving that one for years, to use at just the right time. I'd tell you about his favorite knock knock joke but it doesnt play well in type.......
So please vote for my favorite dork at DorkBlogger.com if theses stories dont win you over than at least learn about his friend Argyle in his submission at the link Zigs Dork Entry. Thank you for your support. Vote Here.
posted by Mrs.ZigZagMan | 9:20 PM
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Pssst...I'm pretty sure all parties involved need a couple of weeks of detox after camp!! :)
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